Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Ballgame Observances

Why do people continue to bring baseball gloves to games when their seats are in the upper deck or if they are an adult?

Adults: the Mets don't have your cell piece number and will not be calling on you in relief. Going to a bar after the game with your baseball glove under your sweaty pit is just asking for trouble. However, if you keep your glove on the whole night and drink from the glove hand all night that is pretty cool.
Kids: daddy lied to you about where the seats are. "Upper" and "reserved" do not mean totally awesome.

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